Strained Eyeballs recipe

6 hardboiled eggs
6 ounces whipped cream cheese
7 ounces stuffed green olives
Red food coloring

Peel eggs, then cut in half lengthwise. Remove and discard yolks. Fill the holes with cream cheese. Press an olive into each cream cheese eyeball, pimiento facing up, for an eerie green iris and startling red pupil.

For a final touch, dip the tip of a toothpick in red food coloring and draw broken blood vessels in the cream cheese.